Posted 1 hour ago

jaclcfrost:

i forget people i admire follow me and then when i realize it it’s just

ah

there you are

seeing me embarrass myself

on like a daily basis

there you are

Posted 1 hour ago

I wanna send that little black squished diamond thing to peopel but im mobile and I cant this is distressing

Posted 1 hour ago

thatoneguyzach:

22472:

I will never fake an orgasm in my life. I’m not gonna give you credit for something you’re shit at

All females need to do this.

(Source: xoxxooox)

Posted 3 hours ago

callmeenahfishmael:

Becoming an adult like

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Posted 4 hours ago

THINGS YOU WILL NEVER SEE THE SAME WAY AFTER HOMESTUCK

captainarlert:

cacophonyofscreamz:

bluetigertime:

thecrazyderp:

adorabloodthirsty69:

thesouppeople:

iambecomebrody:

monobeargrylls:

sakuramodern:

adorabloodthirsty69:

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you think?;u;also i think you forgot

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don’t forget the best one

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forget something

Oh god you guys made it better.

one more important thing that was forgotten

imagethere we go. 

okay yeah but

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THE FUCKING LAST ONE

I’m not a homestuck and I honestly have no idea what this is supposed to mean

Posted 17 hours ago
spit it out
thatonestriderchick asked

glub-glub-fef:

Marry me, please?

lets get matrimonial up in here

Posted 17 hours ago

assbutt-in-the-garrison:

sickforya:

raise your hand if you’re tired and sad and wanna make out with a girl

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Posted 17 hours ago

daveystroodler:

thatonestriderchick:

"hey. those should kick in in about oh twenty minuets or so." she handed him a pair of plain black almost granny panties "there will be your best friend. theyre comfy and they dont matter if you get blood stain all over them" she held up an unwrapped pad "this is a pad and will prevent you from getting dead blood on everything ever." 

"mm, okey dokey" He said, looking at the panties with the faintest hint of digust in his expression. He didn’t want to wear these. These weren’t going to get him attention. He couldn’t wear those with his bunny costume or the maid dress. These weren’t going to make him pull off this girl look any better. Then again, neither would big red stains on his crotch in all his good girl shorts and outfits. 

Then he looked at the pad, before sighing and giving a little pout. “i think i don’ like bein’ a girl anymores” He said, before looking down at his chest. “why do girls gotta bleed evrywhere, thats dumb,n it don’make sense. whats evn th’purpose? i know that boobs are for babies, but why blood? babies don drink blood most times!”

"well see its because you need the shed the lining of the-" she held up her hands and shook her head "no. youre not getting a sex ed class from me i hate that shit. all you gotta know is that it needs to happen and there isnt a girl is the world who likes it."

Posted 17 hours ago
Never push a loyal person to the point where they no longer care.
Unknown (via jamstains)

(Source: onlinecounsellingcollege)

Posted 17 hours ago

typicalfuckass:

thatonestriderchick:

she smiled, nuzzling him back “yea you are…no backin out now bub youre here for life”

"Oh darn, should have gotten out while I could." He said with a laugh

she nodded, stifling a giggle “yup now youre stuck with me”

Posted 21 hours ago
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morhurst:

isabelle isnt ok

morhurst:

isabelle isnt ok

Posted 1 day ago
Posted 1 day ago
older-and-far-away:

kirbomatic:

happy earth day friends

this is…the best possible use of this particular gif. 

older-and-far-away:

kirbomatic:

happy earth day friends

this is…the best possible use of this particular gif. 

(Source: tsunderestormss)