Marry me, please?
lets get matrimonial up in here
I wanna send that little black squished diamond thing to peopel but im mobile and I cant this is distressing
you think?;u;also i think you forgot
don’t forget the best one
Oh god you guys made it better.
one more important thing that was forgotten
there we go.
okay yeah but
THE FUCKING LAST ONE
I’m not a homestuck and I honestly have no idea what this is supposed to mean
"hey. those should kick in in about oh twenty minuets or so." she handed him a pair of plain black almost granny panties "there will be your best friend. theyre comfy and they dont matter if you get blood stain all over them" she held up an unwrapped pad "this is a pad and will prevent you from getting dead blood on everything ever."
"mm, okey dokey" He said, looking at the panties with the faintest hint of digust in his expression. He didn’t want to wear these. These weren’t going to get him attention. He couldn’t wear those with his bunny costume or the maid dress. These weren’t going to make him pull off this girl look any better. Then again, neither would big red stains on his crotch in all his good girl shorts and outfits.
Then he looked at the pad, before sighing and giving a little pout. “i think i don’ like bein’ a girl anymores” He said, before looking down at his chest. “why do girls gotta bleed evrywhere, thats dumb,n it don’make sense. whats evn th’purpose? i know that boobs are for babies, but why blood? babies don drink blood most times!”
"well see its because you need the shed the lining of the-" she held up her hands and shook her head "no. youre not getting a sex ed class from me i hate that shit. all you gotta know is that it needs to happen and there isnt a girl is the world who likes it."